When are you going to make up your mind?
Look, I’ve got all the makeup right here, ok?
The Final Inferno
In a billion years, the Earth will be engulfed in the crimson fire of a bloated sun, as the great life-giving orb enters its death-throws.
On that fateful day, when you look upon it from your ethereal plain of eternity, what will you say was the point of it all, if not to escape?
Memories
Taking the babysitter into the garage.
A good memory.
Question
She asked me a question without using words.
I, stupidly, answered with words when all she wanted was for me to cross the room and hug her.
Orpheus to the Love-Starved Poet
It was yesterday when you last saw her, wasn’t it? Mass of wavy black hair swaying, her black boots dotted with blue bubbles plodding at the asphalt as she walked away from you for the very last time.
Suck it Up and Shake it Off
It’s getting pretty ridiculous now, how much I think about you. I would tell myself what you always used to tell me — suck it up and shake it off — but then I’d just be thinking of you again, wouldn’t I?
Performance Anxiety
The darkness exploded around like a corona of blinding nothingness; a central core of ice-cold fluid drew him in inexorably.
Arrayed beyond him his audience sat, awaiting impatiently his book review.
Laughed
I laughed at your tears.
They’re just so CUTE!
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So fresh
So fresh, so clean, so nice, so fine.
At the start it seemed fine but it was a lie.
Mortal flesh
My mortal flesh aches for you.
Does your immortal flesh cry out for me?
A Most Charming Young Man
Jasper Crosswhite was a man who could truly appreciate the exquisite pleasures offered by the well-picked booger. Fortunately, though a romantic by nature, he delighted in spending his weekend evenings watching movies and eating pecan pralines in the company of his dog, a chocolate Lab named Hanky.
TV cops
Why is it cops on TV shows are always supremely well-versed in Bible verses?
They oh so casually say “hey that’s from blah blah” and we’re meant to believe that?
Party
Interesting people having interesting conversations.
How would you describe the party?
Artist
The artist could not lie.
He spent so very much time alone.
Fail
I don’t have that much against you.
I just really enjoy watching you fail and cry.
Sign
My giant sign read “please don’t hurt me”.
Some obeyed, others didn’t.
Gift
I gave the supreme gift to you.
You tossed it away.
Eat Your Cake And Have It Too
I bite the dreams other men would merely kiss.
If it’s not edible, why waste your time?
Architect
She wanted to be an architect.
She ended up as an Airforce wife.