You want proof invisibility has completely and utterly been achieved?
Think of all the people you know who are wearing invisible leashes.
Category: Two Sentence Stories
Possible
Is it possible there is no point to anything?
Nah.
Wife
I took a wife when I was twenty-six.
Not my wife, of course.
Lover
Got myself a lover now.
How’s that … um … thing … you do?
Writer
Saying you are a writer and being a writer is not the same thing.
One involves a lot of talk, the other involves a lot of bullshit.
Ratio
In the beginning the ratio of conversation to access to your wet hot pussy was quite good.
In the end it was way tilted out of balance.
Typewriter
As soon as I saw Typewriter girl I knew she would be mine.
She really pushes my buttons.
Writing
Staring at my plate, waiting for inspiration.
I know – a story about … plates.
Marketing girl
I attributed all kinds of complex motivations to your behaviours and spent a long time working out how to work with you.
Then I realised I just needed to shake something shiny in your eyeline and you’d get distracted and totally forget all that marketing bullshit.
Cat
Did the cat know it would die that day it slipped over the neighbour’s fence?
Did it commit suicide because it couldn’t stand living with us anymore?
Pets
I travelled forward in time, eager to see what we had made of the world.
I turned up, found humans ruling everything and immediately went back with a mission to kill each and every single one of our going-to-get-too-big-for-their-collar pets.
Quit
I quit!
I did!
Awesome
Add any of the following to any situation and it is immediately more awesome.
Zombies, monkeys, robots, lasers.
Masterpiece
The Deathly Hallows.
Simply a masterpiece.
Understood
If women really truly understood the way males thought we’d be fucked.
And not in the good way it’s all about either.
Training
My training with you was just fantastic and so totally worthwhile for my future.
When I need to stay up to 3am, crying and discussing a relationship I am so going to rock at it!
Destiny
I am the darkness but I want to be the light.
Is there a point to fighting destiny?
Imaginary
Look over there at my jelly house.
Made of the finest imaginary materials available.
Birthday
My birthday wish came true.
All the air turned to custard.
Edible
So stupid to ask if it was edible.
Anything is if you really try.