Save the Best for Last

I asked my last remaining best friend to stay the night because there’s a murderer at large who’s already killed three of our best buddies.

“The killings would stop after this”, my best friend said consolingly just as I started violently convulsing after downing my bedtime milk, “You’re the last on the list after all.”

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Love in the Flesh

“I love you,” he whispered to me convincingly as he slipped back to his sleeping wife’s room. While sneaking out of their house in the dark, I couldn’t stop the evil grin from appearing on my lips, thinking of that sinful flesh I will be devouring for real this same time tomorrow.

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Love in Flesh

“I love you,” he whispered to me convincingly as he slipped back to his sleeping wife’s room. While sneaking out of their house in the dark, I couldn’t stop the evil grin from appearing on my lips, thinking of that sinful flesh I will be devouring for real this same time tomorrow.

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Dark Side

They were delighted to finally hear I have a dark side after confessing, during our team’s drinking session, that I’ve carefully planned to really hurt people for making fun of me all the time. I was too glad to see them truly happy for me for once that I decided to postpone tonight’s plan for them until the next team gathering.

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Evil Priest

A little boy was going to go to sleep, when he saw a man standing at his bedroom door. He said “GO… TO… SLEEP!” and then the man crawled under his bed. The boy did not know which side of the bed this man was on. Boy boy fell asleep… When he woke up he saw the man hovering right over him. That was the last thing he saw.

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