I keep myself positive and centered by seeking the inherent goodness of mankind.
I keep myself in touch with reality by believing in the inherent evil of mankind.
Tag: evil
Moral measure
Every few days I check the moral measure.
I’m sure we’ll get to “Evil” one day little buddy.
Dark side
If I lived in Star Wars universe I’d turn to the dark side without hesitation.
Bwah ha ha ha!
Blessed
I blessed you with goodness and mercy.
What those other two fairy godmothers blessed you with for you to turn out like that I’ll never know.
Lost
Two things were playing on his mind. The first being that they’d misspelt his name on the wanted poster.
Plans
Stroke your fingers over the crackling plans and marvel at their hubris.
They shall build the most evil house ever!
Falling
I’m scared of heights sometimes because when I was about ten I nearly fell off a cliff, which would have surely killed me.
Sometimes I wonder if that was one of those “killing some evil guy before he became evil” situations.
Part
Does it seem strange that a good word like encourage has rage as part of it?
Or do all good things have an evil part?
Save the Best for Last
I asked my last remaining best friend to stay the night because there’s a murderer at large who’s already killed three of our best buddies.
“The killings would stop after this”, my best friend said consolingly just as I started violently convulsing after downing my bedtime milk, “You’re the last on the list after all.”
Love in the Flesh
“I love you,” he whispered to me convincingly as he slipped back to his sleeping wife’s room. While sneaking out of their house in the dark, I couldn’t stop the evil grin from appearing on my lips, thinking of that sinful flesh I will be devouring for real this same time tomorrow.
Love in Flesh
“I love you,” he whispered to me convincingly as he slipped back to his sleeping wife’s room. While sneaking out of their house in the dark, I couldn’t stop the evil grin from appearing on my lips, thinking of that sinful flesh I will be devouring for real this same time tomorrow.
Dark Side
They were delighted to finally hear I have a dark side after confessing, during our team’s drinking session, that I’ve carefully planned to really hurt people for making fun of me all the time. I was too glad to see them truly happy for me for once that I decided to postpone tonight’s plan for them until the next team gathering.
Evil Priest
A little boy was going to go to sleep, when he saw a man standing at his bedroom door. He said “GO… TO… SLEEP!” and then the man crawled under his bed. The boy did not know which side of the bed this man was on. Boy boy fell asleep… When he woke up he saw the man hovering right over him. That was the last thing he saw.