He was one of the best trained welding engineers and welding was going extremely well.
However, the mechanical hand kept falling away from his stainless steel torso.
The Spot
She moaned in crazy ecstasy. G-Spot cried from pain – it was hit again…
Novel
How is that novel going?
It is an ordinary so far.
love
you are fine here…
(how) am i there???
Apparently girls just wanna have fun.
Lying in bed last night she tearfully asks me, “If I hadn’t told you I loved you, would you have still slept with Tasha?”
This morning I think that if it hadn’t been so damn good, I might feel guiltier.
life with dogs
“oh no, we have lots of dull moments. but they’re punctuated by fierce scary violent moments.”
Heart
Your heart is a mess.
Look, put the box over there.
You came in to my house, took control on everything.
I’m leaving.
ME
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALL BY MY SELF.
REALLY ASK EVERYBODY.
Daisy
Last night he caught her with another man. This morning he’s watering a new garden.
Scientists
They produced love in a lab.
Like most unstable elements, it only existed for the barest of moments.
Cat power
This is my cat-powered car.
It goes really fast when they see the mouse-powered cars.
Hey, Where Am I?
The lobby was very crowded, and some patients seemed to be getting very impatient indeed. A flyer on the table next to me read: “Schizophrenia–Research Participants are Needed.”
12 roses
He gave her 12 roses 11 real and 1 fake he said. “I’ll love you until the last rose dies.”
Bucket
Dad kicked the bucket.
Mum kicked it right back.
I sold my soul to the Devil yesterday. In retrospect, I could have gotten a lot more.
He pressed his hand against his chest. It was growing in him, feeding on him, but he still had time.
Recognition
I stood up to make my voice heard.
Somebody stole my chair.
Pen
Put the cow in the pen.
That’s one big pen.
King
I am the King.
Now watch me rule this box.