He had wanted to be famous for as long as he could remember. But this, this was nothing but hell.

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Going Green

Going Green

George met Sally at a Biology lecture and asked her for her opinion of his senior project to increase the wetlands frog population. Sally accompanied him and impressed by his work surprised him with a kiss, only to hear a loud ‘poof’ and her voice blurt out a throaty, “Ribbit!”

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Munchies

Evelyn discovered why rooms came available so often six months after being moved to the nursing home. It happened the night she rolled her wheelchair to the cafeteria for a late night snack, and saw her name on the menu sheet.

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The Magic Words

My hands and underarms grew clammy with fevered regret as I doubled over in the simple but cushy chair, head down and fingers interlocked as though in prayer. Then, the grey-haired, bifocaled man uttered the magic words that would grip my body and make it convulse wildly in a fit of rapture: “You are NOT the father!”

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Bessie

Bessie, my white-faced golden retriever, trotted over to greet me with a smile and a wagging tail as she always does. She’s the best dog I’ve ever had, and I only wish I was still alive so I could give her the belly rub she so rightfully deserves.

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The floor opened and the rope snapped taught. And though she hung by the neck, the witch continued her loud and shrill curse upon us.

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