He stood before the assembled dignitaries; his ambassadorial robes hanging from his frame, as he prepared to give the first speech representing Earth before the Galactic Imperium. If only Earth knew that aliens existed.
I’ll call you spot
I awake to the perfect darkness of my room when I feel my cat resting on my chest, and have since been frozen in terror from the shocking lack of fur when I pet her. After half an hour, my eyes have adjusted to see the gargantuan insect with a fuzzy tail between its mandibles.
To Save a Life
The cacophony created by the amateur guitarist’s amplifier reached the ears of Flufn’Stuff – who was daydreaming on the balcony of the third-story building next door – and threatened to throw her into a misanthropic rage. Having witnessed Flufn’Stuff’s last rage Kaylee, her minion, took matters into her own hands and saved the neighbor’s life by covertly micturating on the outdoor fuse box, shutting off their power.
Are We Ever Going to Duet?
I knew love was on the line, but I was exhausted and running around the issue wasn’t going to cut it anymore. So instead of serving it I threw the plate of asparagus he made at his feet, bellowing over him to drown out his warbling, “Goddamnit, John, you know I wasn’t asking about singing!”
Closer…
Having just bought a new pair of glasses with thick frames, I got used to seeing something out of the corner of my eye, however, sometimes when I take my glasses off, I can still see whatever it is. And it seems to be getting closer.
Found You!
It was nearly midnight when I finally finished boarding up the doors and windows. I thought I was safe and let out a sigh of relief but then I heard the dead child giggling behind me.
Out of sight, Out of mind
I thought that if I couldn’t see it, then it couldn’t see me. I was wrong.
Knocking
I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first I thought it was coming from the window, then I heard it come from the mirror again.
The Keyhole (Repost)
When I arrived at my uncles house was told to not go into his daughters room, on my way to the guest room my curiosity got the better of me, I looked through the keyhole and saw an eye staring back at me. My uncles daughter passed away 2 years ago
The Keyhole
When I arrived at my uncles house was to not go into his daughters room, on my way to the guest room I looked through the keyhole and saw an eye staring back at me. My uncles daughter passed away 2 years ago
The End
The world did not end with a whimper, nor a bang. Instead, there was just screaming.
This Isn’t The Title
I felt the cold wet object pierce my pussy as I wailed in pain.I smashed the bottle over the same guys head and began the long,sexual process of giving him a blowjob and sitting on his wet slick penis,up and down up and down,oh the glorious sensation of rape and revenge.
Why Is She Still There?
My eyes look sleepily from side to side as my daughter lay in her craddle.As I go downstairs I check the window,there she lay her eye whites black and her pupil white “why are you still here? You know you murdered her.”
This is a Mental Breakdown
I had a good cry last night; I considered it a waste of time.
Lull
The sea was dishearteningly calm today.
She didn’t belch even one poet.
The Haunting
The girl heard her mum yell her from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the top of the stairs, her mum pulled her into her room and said “I heard that too”.
Twin
“If you think your precious family will miss you, they wont, they will simply think I am you.” said her twin sister as she raised the knife above her trembling head. Her last thought before the knife came down was the unbelievable memory of having just attended her sister’s tragic funeral two days ago…
..and still counting
You can count your 5 a day and your units per day but they will still take you away. In the end it will be others counting-coffins or handfuls of dust- if you go out in a ball of fire.
Hitch hiking
“It’s Dangerous hitchiking around here – said the driver with a strange smile – You know?! There’s a maniac on the road”. “Yeah, I know – replied quietly the hitchhiker – it’s you the maniac. Remamber? I was your first victim” and with those words she removed her scarf, revealing her ripped throat.
Well////
As I lay down on the bed, I saw him wearing his black jacket I gave him yesterday approaching me in the darkness. Who is he again ?