I got my hepatitis test results back today. I’m still a straight-A student!
Category: Competition
Competition
At least it’s exercise
I raced up the flight of stairs two at a time. Upon reaching the top, I promptly forgot why I needed to go upstairs to begin with.
Sometimes
It wasn’t all bad.
Sometimes she made food.
Publish America will accept anyone’s manuscript
It be true, I is so literit. Proof be that I gots a book accepted by Publish America so’s you know I be a smaht riter.
This time with feeling
A trip to the park with you is always a treat. This time we got exactly what we wanted.
trust
i got to spend time with you. it only costed me my families trust and $40.
Why the Annual SPECTRE Banquet Is So Poorly Attended
2000 volts coursed through his chair and fried him. “You know the penalty for spilling Pinot Noir on our silk tablecloth,” said Number One.
Agricultural Words
A writer is like the farmer who grazes his words and prepares them for market.
An editor is like the butcher who hacks the stories up into savory morsels for the reader’s consumption.
Silence
Silence is never understood .
If so , you wouldn’t wait to read my next sentence .
A Joke
I can’t meet you today,I need to study.
Next moment she was smiling at the joke.
Helpless
You are an athlete .
And I can’t even stand !
Held Back
When we talked we both could tell we liked each other. The only thing that stopped us was ourselves.
Not Writing
The desk chair is once again empty. The pages are still blank.
Olivia and the Keyhole
Charles crawled along the rug, but just could not make it to the door.
“Charles looks much better on the rug than out the door,” thought Olivia.
Up
True love is putting someone else’s happiness above your own.
Wake up and see me.
Life Is Not Enough
Before I met you, I always wanted to see the years beyond our lives, yet since you’ve come into view I know we must go forward, never ceasing, together.
One life is not enough, but I wonder if I’ll still be asking for another two thousand years in two thousand years from today.
Moon Walking
Yesterday, I made a foot print moon walking. Today I realized I could die due to lack of oxygen like Michael Jackson.
Airport Security
I don’t need a full body scan at the airport. Never believe in a higher power.
The Here and Now
Some consumers are ahead of modern times because time is money and there in a hurry, living in the present, fast food, 100 mph, overtime, no sleep, open 24 hours, instant remedies, rapid eye movement, head rush, express mail, new version, today’s forecast is heavy snow and freezing rain, bullets whizzing by, late breaking news and the president is speaking to an entire nation. Some consumers want the product here and now, only to grow old and then have the nerve to say that life has passed by them too fast.
The Here and Now
Some consumers are ahead of modern times because time is money and there in a hurry, living in the present, fast food, 100 mph, overtime, no sleep, open 24 hours, instant remedies, rapid eye movement, head rush, express mail, new version, today’s forecast is heavy snow and freezing rain, bullets whizzing by, late breaking news and the president is speaking to an entire nation where some consumers want the product here and now. Only to grow old and then have the nerve to say that life has passed by them too fast.