a women just put her daughter to sleep she left the door open and went to her room that was opposite of her daughters room. while she was removing her make up she heard a voice in the closet saying lets play hide and seek *clap clap* she looked into her daughters room the girl was slepping
Category: Competition
Competition
Mediums… 2
The man screams, “Owww! Damn it, Marty! I told you not to leave your LEGOs lying around!” The old woman turns to the wife and says, “He is in great pain and anger.”
sense
Why did the chicken ran away from the beach? I do not know, but you better run too.
man’s world
“How I wish I could have gazed upon such real beauty before they were gone!” said the boy. The P.A. system reverberated througout the building, “The museum is closing in ten minutes. Please visit our gift store if you wish to purchase plastic models of our marvelous collection. Thank you for visiting the Museum of Women! May the Father watch over you and your brothers ’till the day of the Mother and her daughters’ return. Have a nice day!”
for the wise
No matter how much was said, it was never enough. The fool bellowed, “I do not understand!” and continued to muse ever more.
Butterfly
“I saw metalic coaches raging through streets of the most flattened earth! I saw people of different races clad in garbs of intricate styles and colors! Believe me! I’ve seen the future!” the man raved as he was dragged out the intricate door of gilded gold, steam escaping out from the small chamber. The gentleman rubbed his whiskers, reached for his pocketwatch and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his handkerchief before declaring, “Send another man back. The future must not change again!”
The Hider
I’m the best hider in hide and seek. I was found only once, but never again.
Mediums…
A man says to his wife, “Honey, can you tell the kids to be quiet? I’m trying to read my paper.” The old woman turns to the wife and says, “He has unfinished business.”
The Seeker
I’m the best seeker in hide and seek. There was no one who hid from me that was ever found.
The Singer
The woman sang a sad song. Her voice echoed through the old empty seats.
The Organ
I knelt down and took the penis in my right hand. I placed it in the bag of ice and headed for the hospital.
The Eater
In an overpopulated genetic-entropy-lacking dystopian future where people no longer use their stomachs and do not eat, after the now deceased “eater” anti-hero has poisoned all but the pregnant woman’s intravenous food sources.
His recorded message is heard over the hacked airwaves “have your babies. let them eat.”
Lips
I wish you would have wrapped your lips around words to tell me what was wrong, instead of the cold barrel of a .45.
N/A
I resisted for so long but it doesn’t matter that I didn’t hold your hand as a way to not feel connected to you. You were wrapped around my body, intertwined much deeper than the grasp your fingers ever could have held.
Duck….
Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck. GOOSE!
I live in a nightmare!
Made this one by myself 😉
‘Once you wake up from it, you’re never dream again!’
That’s what my grandpa always said, then he died.
The night after i dreamed, i never slept again!
But now i realise,
i woke up from my life, and i’m stuck in this nightmare for ever.
~ The_Creepure â€
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I live in a nightmare!
Made this one by myself 😉
‘Once you wake up from it, you’re never dream again!’
That’s what my grandpa always said, then he died.
The night after i dreamed, i never slept again!
But now i realise,
i woke up from my life, and i’m stuck in this nightmare for ever.
~ The_Creepure â€
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgMXwvBsiCppHZpTb2q0Bsg
Cold Case
The police called to say that after seven years they are declaring my wife as dead in absentia. Makes me think that the industrial strength freezer was my best investment ever.
N/A
I just wish you took to me like you take to the 20 pack in your chest pocket. I crave for the day you wrap your lips around words, not a 3inch illuminated Marlboro.
Does it Count?
Sometimes I have to consider whether a post is a complete story. This is an example.