She, a girl with below average looks and brains, always wanted to be famous but was rejected everywhere. Chronically depressed, she jumped off a building and the blood oozing out of her body contoured a Hindu deity on the floor; her prayers were answered.
Category: Competition
Competition
I’ll never forget how beautiful you looked when I proposed. Sometimes I still dream about the softness of your lips as they formed the word, “No.”
The Knife
I took my Knife out of the drawer to clean it. I found it broken and full of blood.
Mirror
I went to the mirror to look at myself. I didn’t see my reflection.
(in)separable
Me and my brother, we were always together, where he would go i would follow, he did the same for me ofcourse, we shared everything, people looked at us strangely and wouldn’t really understand but we didn’t care for all the fun we had. We had the time of our lives until the doctors decided to seperate our conjoined bodies.
Irony
I had a best friend called Silver, and once I came home earlier only to find Silver in bed with my husband, who could only muster the words “How ironic” and a smile, before i furiously left, not allowing them to see me in tears. Now, while I am whipping the blood of my husbands bashed head and all is settling, i realize the irony – he used to call me his Gold.
The Children
I was at home reading a book and suddenly delighted by my favorite sound, children laughing. Then I realized, I was home alone and I don’t have any children.
Evil Priest
A little boy was going to go to sleep, when he saw a man standing at his bedroom door. He said “GO… TO… SLEEP!” and then the man crawled under his bed. The boy did not know which side of the bed this man was on. Boy boy fell asleep… When he woke up he saw the man hovering right over him. That was the last thing he saw.
(Un)faithful
He scratched the top of his ring finger. His wife wouldn’t like that he had taken it off.
The Secret
I looked up at the sky and said,”It’s going to rain.” She said,”But there are no clouds in sight”. I smiled. She doesn’t know my secret,yet.
Silent Screams
She tried to scream, but there was no sound. I stood there grinning, with my around her neck.
Silent screams
She tried to scream, but there was no noise. I stood there grinning with her hands around her neck
Professionally Done
The man in the suit loaded his 9 mm and looked straight ahead.Then the director yelled “CUT!”
Insomniac
I used to think I have Insomnia. Turns out I was never awake in the first place.
Loveable
I hate most people – I hate their smell, I hate their voices, I hate their sad and depressing stories, I hate how they try to control me, how they try to make me do things, how they try to persuade me to kill myself, but honestly, the one who I hate most is my mother, she should care about me, not laugh at those idiocies, while who-knows-what kind of supstance goes down her digestive system, again. My mother is a pregnant woman, and once I’m born, I will kill them all.
Delicious
I don’t know what was worse. Eating the dead cockroach, or realizing I like the taste.
Happy Cat
Drinking my morning coffee, I see my cat climbing a tree outside.
As I look away, it rubs against my legs under the table again.
Four “Clicks”
“Click”…”Click”…”Click”…”Click”…
And now it’s my turn
The Morning After
On the first morning that Harriet woke up next to the young tan man beside her who barely spoke a word of English, she worried to herself, “Have I made a foolish mistake?”. 35 years of mornings later and she smiled as she watched the sleeping tan man in her life lay next to her, and she reveled in knowing that it was the best foolish mistake she had ever made.
The Sage of Love
They both knew it was love at first sight. She came to hate him more than anyone else she had ever known.