Category: Two Sentence Stories

So good, so healthy, so fine.
So far, so lost, so end.

You delight and offend me in equal amounts.
Up the delight and I’ll marry you.

I overheard my girlfriend’s conversation about me.
At first I thought she was talking about her new mobile phone.

These words are mine.
You can have those ones over there.

Put me in the corner for time out.
Oh, please.

Today I got a cheque in the mail.
Yesterday I got a chink in my armour.

Gotta face it.
Santa is not real.

Did you see Godzilla?
Did you feel like you were Lost in Translation?

I had my appendix removed.
Then, my bibliography.

So apparently a butterfly flapping wings can cause a hurricane.
Can you imagine what a cat sneezing must do?

I roamed a post-apocalyptic wasteland, fighting off flesh-stealers and night-breathers and seeking, always seeking the pure water of God.
What did you get up to?

We agreed we needed a plan.
You didn’t say anything about it not sucking hard.

One day I stood up on the train and spoke my speech to all the unhappy commuters.
I didn’t go to work that day and neither did anyone else in that carriage.

We gathered in the museum and studied the small dried thing behind the glass.
“Look what they’ve done to my dream,” said Dad.

Of course I go to church.
The church of Bacon, sucka!

Hydrogen is good for you!
Postage is good for you!