Category: Two Sentence Stories

Put the cow in the pen.
That’s one big pen.

I am the King.
Now watch me rule this box.

Come with me, if you care to.
Leave with them, if you want.

Potato potato potato.
The mighty king of vegetables.

Toothbrushes grow on trees.
You didn’t know this?

He said “that’s pretty funny” rather than laughing.
Odd, no?

You are the apple of my eye.
Perhaps it is time to … peel?

The ongoing battle with the neighbours has become a war of attrition.
They took out our toaster with a surgical strike, we cut off their communications with the destruction of their letterbox and soon, soon my friends, we will invade their lounge and end this for once and all.

They say you can’t turn back the clock.
Daylight savings, hello?

I gave as freely as I could.
You want my liver too?

So this is heart.
Heart, this is … what was your name again?

I turned my back on the lessons of the Lord.
I decided to by ruled by my heart.

I fell into a dream.
And then I saw the clowns!