Category: Two Sentence Stories

I wanted to be the Hero of the Day.
So I rescued a puppy!

Please excuse me.
I need to save the world.

I think someone tried to break me.
I mean, look at the scratches on these bolts here.

When I stood in front of the television they yelled “you’re not made of glass!”
I’m … not made of stone either.

What if our planet is the slowest in the universe?
What if a million alien races are waiting impatiently for us to evolve?

I find it hard to believe the same sun rising is the same one setting on the other side of the world.
It is leaving and coming and moving and it is all so peculiar.

She packed up all my books and letters and bundled them away.
I wish she would destroy them; they are holding me to this plane.

In the short term it was good, but in the long term it was bad and in the super-long term it was good again.
I skipped forward, watching the war become good and bad over and again and yet I still cannot decide whether I should stop it or encourage.

I read a really good cereal box today.
It was written by Stephen King so it did scare the hell out of me but I still enjoyed it.

This post is from my new laptop.
Mathew was in no way involved.

Grant me god.
Grant me now.

I am lead by former friends.
I am followed by tiny children.

Enough with the open heart surgery!
Time for some open mind kind!