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It’s all fun and games until you’re partially eaten by housecats

Danny thought it was hilarious to joke that his cat Michael Myers had not eaten for a week. He found it less funny when Michael Myers ate most of his forehead later that day.

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Rating: 6.3/10 (10 votes cast)
Author Posted on July 4, 2026Categories CompetitionTags cats, death, eating, inappropriate jokesLeave a comment on It’s all fun and games until you’re partially eaten by housecats

Crap & Flush

They say you shouldn’t stuff your face when you’re stressed because the fat will long outlast your worries, but really it’s the other way around. If only we were able to crap out and flush away the stress as easily the next day!

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Rating: 6.6/10 (10 votes cast)
Author Posted on May 31, 2026Categories CompetitionTags comfort food, coping, crap, eating, fat, flush, junk food, relief, stress, toilet, worriesLeave a comment on Crap & Flush

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