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Crap & Flush

They say you shouldn’t stuff your face when you’re stressed because the fat will long outlast your worries, but really it’s the other way around. If only we were able to crap out and flush away the stress as easily the next day!

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Rating: 6.6/10 (10 votes cast)
Author Posted on May 31, 2026Categories CompetitionTags comfort food, coping, crap, eating, fat, flush, junk food, relief, stress, toilet, worriesLeave a comment on Crap & Flush

Let it come to you

I’ve always wondered…why would anyone need to paddle up shit creek? If you want the crap that badly, just stand in the water and it will come to you.

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Rating: 5.6/10 (7 votes cast)
Author Posted on January 15, 2026Categories CompetitionTags crap, creek, shitLeave a comment on Let it come to you

Blue plastic

My nieces loved the bit in Hotel for Dogs where Lisa Kudrow falls in deep do do. Otherwise it was crap.

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Rating: 3.8/10 (6 votes cast)
Author twosentencestoriesPosted on October 21, 2025Categories CompetitionTags children, crap, do do, dogs, lisa kudrow, scatologyLeave a comment on Blue plastic

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