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It’s all fun and games until you’re partially eaten by housecats

Danny thought it was hilarious to joke that his cat Michael Myers had not eaten for a week. He found it less funny when Michael Myers ate most of his forehead later that day.

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Author Posted on July 4, 2026Categories CompetitionTags cats, death, eating, inappropriate jokesLeave a comment on It’s all fun and games until you’re partially eaten by housecats

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