He had overheard his grandmother telling an aunt, “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.” A moment of staring at his new fiancee led him to the realization: “Oh snap – I’m in love with a whore!”
Tag: Wisdom
Lessons to learn
“It was free dad, how could I say no?” asked the foolishly curious child.
“When he asked you if you would rather pay by cash or cheque may have been an appropriate cue,” replied the typically angry father.