He had overheard his grandmother telling an aunt, “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.” A moment of staring at his new fiancee led him to the realization: “Oh snap – I’m in love with a whore!”
Tag: whore
Tractor
Is that what you really want?
Fine – go with that whore of a John Deere tractor and see if I care!
Whore
Wearing that red lipstick totally does not make you look like a whore.
(Whore!)