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Whore

Wearing that red lipstick totally does not make you look like a whore.
(Whore!)

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Author adminPosted on January 22, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags whoreLeave a comment on Whore

Grandma Nails It Again

He had overheard his grandmother telling an aunt, “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.” A moment of staring at his new fiancee led him to the realization: “Oh snap – I’m in love with a whore!”

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Rating: 8.8/10 (19 votes cast)
Author Posted on February 3, 2022Categories CompetitionTags logic, love, realization, whore, Wisdom1 Comment on Grandma Nails It Again

Tractor

Is that what you really want?
Fine – go with that whore of a John Deere tractor and see if I care!

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Author adminPosted on October 9, 2021Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags tractor, whoreLeave a comment on Tractor

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