Be careful who you deliver a pizza to.

While trapped in the chamber of his satanic majesty, I once again wondered if the pizza delivery field had been a worthwhile choice.

Then they sounded the horn, the chains grew taut about my limbs and I was hoisted into the air for the sacrifice.

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Al Dentes

A thousand and five thoughts were whirring through his head, among the most logical, number seventy seven was a wondering about only having felt his heart beat three times in the twenty seconds previous. Number fourteen was less rational considering the cirumstances, ‘pepperoni or capricciosa?’

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