You love me for my sincerity, honesty and good moral values.
I wish you loved me for my huge cock and dirty fucking.
Moral measure
Every few days I check the moral measure.
I’m sure we’ll get to “Evil” one day little buddy.
Toned down
I toned down what I really thought so you’d go out with me.
Marxism vs Sex – you know what people will always choose, right?
Lyrics
Na na naaa na naa naanann na naaaa.
Still just great back-up lyrics.
Jigsaw
I am the order sorter.
You are the chaotic jigsaw box.
Losergate
I suggest we call it “Losergate” but no one listened.
Fine, call it “the annual board meeting” it you want, losers.
Olivia and the Keyhole
Charles crawled along the rug, but just could not make it to the door.
“Charles looks much better on the rug than out the door,” thought Olivia.
Turn around
If you turn around really really quickly you might be lucky enough to see the words floating behind you.
If they say “totally fucked” well, you know.
Darling
Close the toilet door and close your mouth.
I don’t want to see you piss and I don’t want to hear you talk shit, darling.
Forgiveness
I can finally feel my forgiveness for you growing!
It should be ready to blossom about two days after you die.
Dreamt
When I wrote to you and told you about that dream I had with you, I didn’t mention that we were having sex.
I have no idea why I dreamt that, but it was fricken hot and now I’m wondering …
God Bless
God bless your vagina and your tongue and your ass and the way you swallow.
Thank you God for creating hot wet places for me to stick my dick!
Up
True love is putting someone else’s happiness above your own.
Wake up and see me.
Life Is Not Enough
Before I met you, I always wanted to see the years beyond our lives, yet since you’ve come into view I know we must go forward, never ceasing, together.
One life is not enough, but I wonder if I’ll still be asking for another two thousand years in two thousand years from today.
Bike
They called her the town bike.
Why, exactly?
Moon Walking
Yesterday, I made a foot print moon walking. Today I realized I could die due to lack of oxygen like Michael Jackson.
Airport Security
I don’t need a full body scan at the airport. Never believe in a higher power.
The Here and Now
Some consumers are ahead of modern times because time is money and there in a hurry, living in the present, fast food, 100 mph, overtime, no sleep, open 24 hours, instant remedies, rapid eye movement, head rush, express mail, new version, today’s forecast is heavy snow and freezing rain, bullets whizzing by, late breaking news and the president is speaking to an entire nation. Some consumers want the product here and now, only to grow old and then have the nerve to say that life has passed by them too fast.
The Here and Now
Some consumers are ahead of modern times because time is money and there in a hurry, living in the present, fast food, 100 mph, overtime, no sleep, open 24 hours, instant remedies, rapid eye movement, head rush, express mail, new version, today’s forecast is heavy snow and freezing rain, bullets whizzing by, late breaking news and the president is speaking to an entire nation where some consumers want the product here and now. Only to grow old and then have the nerve to say that life has passed by them too fast.
I want the extended stay with a free continental breakfast so I take the extended release pill before sleeping. I dreaming with bright ideas as the flies hit the neon sign causing zapping noises and the light bulbs illuminate the words Vacant.