He pontificated to his band of retard children, talking of revolution and apocalypse. To them, he was god, to us, he was simply Charles Manson.

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Journey

After searching for an eternity, he arrived at the final door.
Grasping the handle he pulled,but then he smiled and went looking for the key.

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Naiveté

She was an American abroad for the first time, vainly struggling to employ all the French phrases she’d learned in high school. She kept wondering: “Why can’t these people speak their own language?”

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wishes

The thing looked strange, it’s teeth all crinkly and eyes crazy like they were cut out and pasted back in by that fat kid that sat behind you in third grade and wheezed all the time. The description read “Last known Maori kuri – collected 1876 Catlins, New Zealand” and you didn’t even know that there were such things as Maori dogs and now you find out that they are all extinct and you Google it and find out that Hawaiian poi dogs are also extinct and you wish that instead of dogs that all red headed fat kids were extinct.

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Dum spiro, spero . Well, he was running out of breath and she wasn’t answering the phone.

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Sanity seemed to slip from his grasp in those final moments. With his last breath, he turned and said “should’ve gone the other way”.

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Might we later look upon this time and be utterly impressed. So high a retard per capita rate is something to be proud of.

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The impression of the charred carrions of the villagers in their minds was the price had to pay. In a barren world with no plants or animals, food was a hard thing to come by.

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