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Too High to Joke about

“I’m way too high for this shit!” I shouted in the King Soopers produce section. The cop didn’t believe that I was diabetic and talking about my blood sugar.

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Author Posted on June 16, 2026Categories CompetitionTags blood sugar, diabetic, grocery stores, high, jokeLeave a comment on Too High to Joke about

Frankfurt

If I ever go to Frankfurt I think I shall make a joke about the name.
Then I’ll feel dumb for being so cliché.

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Author adminPosted on February 16, 2026Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags chiche, joke, travelLeave a comment on Frankfurt

Joke

She knew if they went to the Eiffel Tower he would just make some crude penis joke.
So she broke up with him and went overseas by herself.

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Author adminPosted on December 19, 2025Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags France, joke, penis, travel3 Comments on Joke

Joke

As a joke I took them to see the cat when they said “take us to your leader”.
The cat received them with good graces, had some kind of long talk with them and then they left rather quickly.

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Author adminPosted on November 5, 2025Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags aliens, cate, jokeLeave a comment on Joke

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