True love is putting someone else’s happiness above your own.
Wake up and see me.
Category: Competition
Competition
Life Is Not Enough
Before I met you, I always wanted to see the years beyond our lives, yet since you’ve come into view I know we must go forward, never ceasing, together.
One life is not enough, but I wonder if I’ll still be asking for another two thousand years in two thousand years from today.
Moon Walking
Yesterday, I made a foot print moon walking. Today I realized I could die due to lack of oxygen like Michael Jackson.
Airport Security
I don’t need a full body scan at the airport. Never believe in a higher power.
The Here and Now
Some consumers are ahead of modern times because time is money and there in a hurry, living in the present, fast food, 100 mph, overtime, no sleep, open 24 hours, instant remedies, rapid eye movement, head rush, express mail, new version, today’s forecast is heavy snow and freezing rain, bullets whizzing by, late breaking news and the president is speaking to an entire nation. Some consumers want the product here and now, only to grow old and then have the nerve to say that life has passed by them too fast.
The Here and Now
Some consumers are ahead of modern times because time is money and there in a hurry, living in the present, fast food, 100 mph, overtime, no sleep, open 24 hours, instant remedies, rapid eye movement, head rush, express mail, new version, today’s forecast is heavy snow and freezing rain, bullets whizzing by, late breaking news and the president is speaking to an entire nation where some consumers want the product here and now. Only to grow old and then have the nerve to say that life has passed by them too fast.
I want the extended stay with a free continental breakfast so I take the extended release pill before sleeping. I dreaming with bright ideas as the flies hit the neon sign causing zapping noises and the light bulbs illuminate the words Vacant.
The Future
I look back in to the past to attempt to solve modern problems in order to alter the future.
The Bandwagon
I’d rather fall off the bandwagon than to follow it.
Airport Security
I don’t need a full body scan at the airport because I don’t believe in a higher power.
Moon Walking
If you moon walk, you could die due to lack of oxygen like Michael Jackson.
Text Life
“Good morning,” she said, smiling at the guy she had spent the whole night texting with, hoping for a reply. He walked passed her, almost breaking her heart, when her phone buzzed with a text: “Good morning :)”, he said.
Lost
You died in my arms. I died in yours a hundred times.
Ugh.
I’m sitting alone in the basement. This is getting ridiculous.
Scientific Bureaucrat Blues
NASA has proposed a new eco-friendly rocket ship powered by two monkeys and a bicycle.
The project is expected to cost fifty trillion dollars, and will make it to Uranus in about fifty million years, assuming they don’t run out of bananas.
The secret to…
The author of this story knows the secret of life, a secret that he will soon share. But as he types it out, he thinks to himself “Damn, I wish I could have more space”.
Treacherous
John and Suzie were the last surviving heirs to their father’s fortune. At dinner John poisoned Suzie who poisoned John.
Olivia’s and the Keyhole
Charles crawled along the rug, but just could not make it to the door.
“Charles looks much better on the rug than out the door,” thought Olivia.
Liberty Leading the People
A young girl kicked open a locked up coffin. The old man inside told her to vote early and often.
Lost Again…
I miss her so much it is almost unbearable. If there is an afterlife, I will make it up to her there; this I swear with my entire being!