They say you shouldn’t stuff your face when you’re stressed because the fat will long outlast your worries, but really it’s the other way around. If only we were able to crap out and flush away the stress as easily the next day!
He was often heard lamenting his metabolism and the fact that he could not lose weight. Yet it was difficult for people to make out exactly what he was saying, since this often occurred while his mouth was full of fried green tomatoes.
An hour passed until she came back from the bathroom.
“Twiggy,” I said, “want a cookie?”
Three insane ideas really rule my life.
Never go back to someone who has rejected you, making your own t-shirts is interesting to girls, getting fat once you have a girlfriend is ok.
You think you look fat in those pants?
How about you take them off and I’ll give you a second opinion?
I decided to invest my spare cash in body fat rather than shares.
When the famine comes then we’ll see who’ll be laughing.
I’d love to be with you!
(You’re not going to get fat are you?)