I paced the room for hours wondering how to tell you I didn’t want to be with you anymore.
Then you died in a car accident on the way to my house and I was SO relieved.
He sat in deep concentration, his eyes trying to find some point in the room to focus on. The noises outside distracted him but he tried to stay on track and put all his energy and effort in the one thing on his mind.
‘Plop’ came the sound.. and a wave of relief came over him as he reached for the flush handle.
They say you shouldn’t stuff your face when you’re stressed because the fat will long outlast your worries, but really it’s the other way around. If only we were able to crap out and flush away the stress as easily the next day!