The football team called her peanut butter.
Kind of an odd name for such a friendly girl don’t you think?
Tag: sex
Ice age
Ice-ages are nothing to be afraid of because we’ve all experienced them.
Facing away from each other in bed, a million miles between you and someone who once said they loved you.
Lazy
She wanted to be tied up which I thought was incredibly kinky.
Turns out she was just lazy.
Confession
Before we were married I once tied her up, blindfolded her and fucked her hard.
More confessions I’ll never tell my wife.
Flirt
While you were gone we would flirt with flirting, pretend touches and exquisite silences.
When you came back we pretended nothing happened at all.
Hooray
Hooray for the future! Who would have believed someone would sleep with you because of a blog post?
Coupons
You gave them to me for my birthday and I expect you to honour them.
I don’t care we’re broken up – these sex coupons are still valid!