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The Obtuse Moose

The chartreuse noose that hung from the gnarled spruce grew tight ‘round the neck of the obtuse moose.
His imminent mortality led him to deduce that alcohol abuse was no excuse to seduce the farmer’s wife.

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Author Posted on August 3, 2026Categories CompetitionTags corngoblin, deduce, farmer, moose, noose, spruce, wifeLeave a comment on The Obtuse Moose

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