I don’t know what is wrong with robot dog.
Perhaps we should stop calling him botty.
Tag: Dog
Marketing
I met a marketing girl today.
Hollow she was, and as deep as the dog’s water dish.
Chocolate
Chocolate dog fetches his caramel ball.
And he is happy.
Fly
I commanded my dog to sit, and he did.
Fly!
Bones
I made a dog out of bones.
He keeps trying to bury himself.
Paper dog
I folded and glued and painted and prepared ever so carefully.
Now I wait for my paper dog to come to life.
Fetch
My dog is made of tennis balls.
He keeps trying to fetch himself.
The Dog That Speaks English
Phoebe – a small dog who wasn’t known for her jumping abilities – wasn’t allowed on the furniture but after begging every night, her female owner finally said, “OK, Phoebe, if you can make it onto the bed by yourself, then I’ll let you stay up here.” Moments later Phoebe used all her might and jumped on the bed; her female owner turned to her husband and said, “See, I told you she speaks English.”