Every year it gets a bit harder to say it with a straight face.
Hi, I’m Mat and I’m a writer.
Tag: Confession
Confession
I didn’t brush my teeth today!
(I’m a dentist.)
Confession
Ok, I confess!
I filled your room with balloons.
Confession
I love you and I have been watching and have been following you ever since I saw you, but I can’t bear it any longer. Please tell your guardian or whatever that is, that I won’t watch no follow you anymore, and tell it to please stop visiting and whispering things at night while I sleep.