I don’t understand why they were so upset when I brought lady fingers to desert. Was it because I only brought white ones?
All Natural
“It’s so hard nowadays to find people without chemical additives. It’s even harder to find a restaurant that serves them.
Bears
Bears need hugs too. And even though my back is broken and there’s a mouth around my head, I regret nothing.
Zombie who?
He looked outside. They were everywhere. His house was surrounded on either side by Zombies. Blood thirsty, hungry for living human beings, they kept approaching at a constant pace. Not knowing what to do, he paced frantically around the house, searching for an escape, forcing his mind to think straight.
“We’ve surrounded the Zombie in a house, Sir. Would you like us to capture or kill him?”. “Take him alive” came the order. We need to study him to find a cure for this outbreak…
Relief
He sat in deep concentration, his eyes trying to find some point in the room to focus on. The noises outside distracted him but he tried to stay on track and put all his energy and effort in the one thing on his mind.
‘Plop’ came the sound.. and a wave of relief came over him as he reached for the flush handle.
Next
Up in the attic, I was puzzled to see pictures of me climbing the stairs and sitting where I sat. It was too late when I saw what was next.
Dorito
As his hands gripped tightly around my neck and I drew my last breath, I began to think. Was it worth the last dorito?
Poop
I told my five year old that he will one day have to wipe my butt when I get old. He plans to be the first inventor to stop humans from pooping.
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She Had Blonde Hair
She had blonde hair painted red. I was crazy with blood stained hands.
My Daughter
My Daughter keeps asking me why I am so sad.
My daughters been dead for 4 years.
Talking to Myself
When I first able to hear again I would often talk to myself when I was alone, just to enjoy the sound in my ears. I stopped shortly after, once I starting hearing replies to my conversations.
The Cabinet Doors
Before he committed suicide, I used to hate it when my roommate would leave the cabinet doors open. I hate it even more when he does it now.
The Builder
They told me not to build my house on a supposed graveyard. I believed them the night I heard knocking beneath my feet.
Driving
I was alarmed to see a woman cross the empty road in the dead of night. More so later, when she crossed it again.
Words and Actions
I’m scared of what she’ll say. I’m scared of what I’ll do.
The Swing
I built the swing for two. Yet it carries only one.
Do What You Love
As a seven year old I would kidnap my neighbor’s dogs and send them coded notes “come play with me.” My parents were worried, not many professions required my particular talent.
Phantom
I leaned in to kiss him for the first time, and when our lips touched I felt the sensation of cold marble against my skin. I woke up with my lips against his headstone, realizing I had been sleepwalking again.
trapped
The smell of rot came when the lights died. In the quiet of the elevator, I heard the soft sound of bare feet.