So I tells him, “My thighs, they been involved in numerous accidents, so ya better have insurance, hon’.” And the devil goes and grabs my ankles and makes me spread my legs.
I want the extended stay with a free continental breakfast so I take the extended release pill before sleeping. I dreaming with bright ideas as the flies hit the neon sign causing zapping noises and the light bulbs illuminate the words Vacant.
“How did you know you could marry him?”
“During breakfast I told him I didn’t like to eat bacon because the striped fatty bits reminded me too much of human flesh, and he laughed.”