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Psychic Visions

As a psychic, people always think that the most disturbing vision I’ve experienced was that of my own death. Let me tell you–the vision of my birth was far more traumatizing.

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Rating: 8.9/10 (24 votes cast)
Author Posted on November 15, 2023Categories CompetitionTags comedy, psychicLeave a comment on Psychic Visions

The True Meaning of “Ever After”

Again and again the King returns, the war is won, the kiss is given and the Ever After is secure. Again and again I open the cover and make them relive it.

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Rating: 8.7/10 (36 votes cast)
Author Posted on October 7, 2023Categories CompetitionTags books, comedy, Fantasy, readingLeave a comment on The True Meaning of “Ever After”

The Greatest Story Ever Told

For some deeply serious reason the young lovers couldn’t be together. Except they totally were after an inordinate amount of lingering glances and meaningful hand touches.

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Rating: 7.5/10 (32 votes cast)
Author Posted on October 7, 2023Categories CompetitionTags cliche, comedy, romanceLeave a comment on The Greatest Story Ever Told

Modern Faerie Tale

I killed him to break the spell and be with her at last.
It turns out that doesn’t grant me legal immunity.

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Rating: 8.4/10 (35 votes cast)
Author Posted on October 6, 2023Categories CompetitionTags comedy, fairytale, romanceLeave a comment on Modern Faerie Tale

Modern Faerie Tale

I killed him to break the spell and be with her at last.
It turns out that doesn’t grant me legal immunity.

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Rating: 7.3/10 (16 votes cast)
Author Posted on October 6, 2023Categories CompetitionTags comedy, fairytale, romanceLeave a comment on Modern Faerie Tale

Voices

I’m not overly bothered by the fact that I hear voices in my head.

What bothers me is they never talk to me…just about me.

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Rating: 9.1/10 (35 votes cast)
Author Posted on September 25, 2023Categories CompetitionTags comedy, madness, voicesLeave a comment on Voices

Engineering Excuses.

When I finally got the time machine to work, I had no idea that I could only travel one-way.

That’s why I’m two and a half hours late for work, honest.

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Rating: 7.8/10 (30 votes cast)
Author Posted on September 25, 2023Categories CompetitionTags comedy, Science Fiction, time travelLeave a comment on Engineering Excuses.

This statement is false.

A man thought about this line, and went insane. At least until he stopped thinking at all, then he just became boring.

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Rating: 6.8/10 (22 votes cast)
Author Posted on August 6, 2023Categories CompetitionTags comedy, obscure reference, psychological, surrealLeave a comment on This statement is false.

Life

The best thing about my life is that it is like living in a movie.
It’s a western-romantic-time-travel-teen-roadtrip-comedy.

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Rating: 5.2/10 (15 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on February 10, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags comedy, life, movie, romanceLeave a comment on Life

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