Again and again the King returns, the war is won, the kiss is given and the Ever After is secure. Again and again I open the cover and make them relive it.
Tag: comedy
The Greatest Story Ever Told
For some deeply serious reason the young lovers couldn’t be together. Except they totally were after an inordinate amount of lingering glances and meaningful hand touches.
Modern Faerie Tale
I killed him to break the spell and be with her at last.
It turns out that doesn’t grant me legal immunity.
Modern Faerie Tale
I killed him to break the spell and be with her at last.
It turns out that doesn’t grant me legal immunity.
Voices
I’m not overly bothered by the fact that I hear voices in my head.
What bothers me is they never talk to me…just about me.
Engineering Excuses.
When I finally got the time machine to work, I had no idea that I could only travel one-way.
That’s why I’m two and a half hours late for work, honest.
This statement is false.
A man thought about this line, and went insane. At least until he stopped thinking at all, then he just became boring.
Life
The best thing about my life is that it is like living in a movie.
It’s a western-romantic-time-travel-teen-roadtrip-comedy.
Psychic Visions
As a psychic, people always think that the most disturbing vision I’ve experienced was that of my own death. Let me tell you–the vision of my birth was far more traumatizing.