The best thing about my life is that it is like living in a movie.
It’s a western-romantic-time-travel-teen-roadtrip-comedy.
Tag: movie
Titanic
I wasn’t crying!
I had too much water to drink and my emergency water overload system kicked in and it just happened to be at the end of Titanic, ok?
A Fitting Ringtone
Walking home at night between the stony graves of DDR-cement-housing-blocks, suddenly the high screech of violins playing the „Psycho“-theme screams into my ears. I spin around, heart racing – and realise that the man standing right behind me has picked that ringtone for a reason.
A Word Worth a Million
Hollywood blockbuster movie beat all time records. The screenwriter was inspired by a guy who put his thoughts in two sentences.
Movie Night
You are watching a movie with your girlfriend and you feel her head rest against your shoulder. Then you look in the kitchen only to see your girlfriend making popcorn.
Match
I match people with movie titles.
You used to be Clueless but now you’re just Jackass.
Movie
I know!
Let’s make a movie about you and then everyone can just watch that and then you can shut the fuck up about yourself because everyone will say “oh, I’ve already seen that!”