I always did love listening to you sing for me. It’s a shame that I had to chain you to that chair in my windowless basement.
Category: Competition
Competition
Your Lips
Your lips always did taste the sweetest. I’m still chewing on them, coated in caramel.
Inseperable
I’ll don’t ever want to leave your side, my love. And now, with the help of this doctor and this suture, I’ll never have to.
My Husband
My husband decided that we needed to improve our sex life, and then, he blew his brains out with his .45. He was right – our sex life improved drastically!
My Husband
My husband decided that we needed to improve our sex life, and then, he blew his brains out with his .45. He was right – our sex life improved drastically!
The Ledge
I spent my entire life wishing for things to be better, begging and pleading to feel normal, to smile and to feel loved.
The air gently graced my skin as I peered out of the window and saw bustling metropolis far below. It was only when my stomach re-adjusted to the inertia that I made my final wish: “I wish I hadn’t jumped”
John Stamos
We all wonder why we do not know the answers. We do not realize, however, that we are simply not asking the right questions.
He had wanted to be famous for as long as he could remember. But this, this was nothing but hell.
GONE
He killed himself, all alone. He feared life more than he feared death.
Going Green
Going Green
George met Sally at a Biology lecture and asked her for her opinion of his senior project to increase the wetlands frog population. Sally accompanied him and impressed by his work surprised him with a kiss, only to hear a loud ‘poof’ and her voice blurt out a throaty, “Ribbit!”
Munchies
Evelyn discovered why rooms came available so often six months after being moved to the nursing home. It happened the night she rolled her wheelchair to the cafeteria for a late night snack, and saw her name on the menu sheet.
TRADITION
“Usually, the Vampire rises within forty-eight hours of being bitten,” he said to me as we stood by the open grave.
“You’re late.”
A strange question.
“What are you doing?” someone asked. “Sleeping” I muttered back, not realising that I was home alone that night.
What Happens:
What happens when the world begins to end? We fight each other; crazy, huh?
What Happens:
What happens when the world begins to end? We fight each other; crazy, huh?