I want the extended stay with a free continental breakfast so I take the extended release pill before sleeping. I dreaming with bright ideas as the flies hit the neon sign causing zapping noises and the light bulbs illuminate the words Vacant.
I look back in to the past to attempt to solve modern problems in order to alter the future.
I’d rather fall off the bandwagon than to follow it.
I don’t need a full body scan at the airport because I don’t believe in a higher power.
If you moon walk, you could die due to lack of oxygen like Michael Jackson.
“Good morning,” she said, smiling at the guy she had spent the whole night texting with, hoping for a reply. He walked passed her, almost breaking her heart, when her phone buzzed with a text: “Good morning :)”, he said.
You died in my arms. I died in yours a hundred times.
I’m sitting alone in the basement. This is getting ridiculous.
NASA has proposed a new eco-friendly rocket ship powered by two monkeys and a bicycle.
The project is expected to cost fifty trillion dollars, and will make it to Uranus in about fifty million years, assuming they don’t run out of bananas.
The author of this story knows the secret of life, a secret that he will soon share. But as he types it out, he thinks to himself “Damn, I wish I could have more space”.
John and Suzie were the last surviving heirs to their father’s fortune. At dinner John poisoned Suzie who poisoned John.
Charles crawled along the rug, but just could not make it to the door.
“Charles looks much better on the rug than out the door,” thought Olivia.
A young girl kicked open a locked up coffin. The old man inside told her to vote early and often.
I miss her so much it is almost unbearable. If there is an afterlife, I will make it up to her there; this I swear with my entire being!
One day when I was feeling mellow I went to the beach and let out a bellow.
The sky was quite green and the sea it was yellow,
just like a nice old jaundiced fellow.