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A Vulgar Pun

Ah, masturbation. You can’t beat it.

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Author Posted on June 14, 2026Categories CompetitionTags 'beat', and now i feel like a horrible person but teehee, geddit?, masturbation, punneryLeave a comment on A Vulgar Pun

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