Staring from my bed, viewing my dark hallway, I walked but something grabbed me.
Then I woke up, staring from my bed, viewing my dark hallway.
Save the Best for Last
I asked my last remaining best friend to stay the night because there’s a murderer at large who’s already killed three of our best buddies.
“The killings would stop after this”, my best friend said consolingly just as I started violently convulsing after downing my bedtime milk, “You’re the last on the list after all.”
Are you…?
A very twisted mind doesn’t always reveal itself as it’s a danger in itself.
Sometimes, it composes two-sentence stories, though.
Inside of Her
When a very exotic stranger in the party told him she wants him inside her so bad, he got so ecstatic. He realized what she actually meant when the chewed chunk of his lips finally reached her stomach.
A Dream Come True
Her dreams always do come true so when she dreamt about a dismembered woman’s hand wearing a princess-cut diamond ring floating in the water, she knew someone would die that day. And as her boyfriend of 5 years surprise her with a romantic dinner by the bay and a beautiful diamond ring, painfully, she knew it’d be her.
Love in the Flesh
“I love you,” he whispered to me convincingly as he slipped back to his sleeping wife’s room. While sneaking out of their house in the dark, I couldn’t stop the evil grin from appearing on my lips, thinking of that sinful flesh I will be devouring for real this same time tomorrow.
Love in Flesh
“I love you,” he whispered to me convincingly as he slipped back to his sleeping wife’s room. While sneaking out of their house in the dark, I couldn’t stop the evil grin from appearing on my lips, thinking of that sinful flesh I will be devouring for real this same time tomorrow.
Define Your Terms
She said she wanted to take me to heaven. I didn’t know she meant it literally, or that a chainsaw would be involved.
Irreconcilable Differences
Why I said I left: it was getting a little too weird for me.
Why I really left: I could hear him in his office every night with that thing, chanting, praying, making odd noises, and when I peeked in there in the morning there were flecks of blood on the desk and walls.
Apocalypse Now
They said the end would be quick. Boy, were they wrong.
The Devil on Hollywood Boulevard
They say you can’t succeed in showbiz unless you sell your soul, although there are some who don’t and still manage to make it. Not true: I’ve collected every soul of every fame seeker since 1906.
Exigent Circumstances
I tried to get into the house the ‘legal’ way–do the knock and talk thing before serving my warrant. Finally, I had to use a shotgun on the deadbolt…at the exact moment that six year old was struggling to open the door.
the kris
2 am. And i can hear the Kris is knocking.
Ding Dong
As her eyes rolled into the back of her head, she screamed, “DONT ANSWER THE DOOR!”
I awoke suddenly, heart pounding in my chest and I realised, it was the doorbell that had woken me.
Such Cold Hands
You always had such cold hands. You told me was just the weather, but I’m beginning to believe it might have more to do with your cold, cold heart.
Little White Trails
My wishes make up the little white trails that follow the shooting stars. You see they haven’t come true yet, because they’re still trying to catch up.
Warning
Don’t read the next sentence. When you read the last word, I die.
Disillusionment
“It’s only an English grade,” the father said. My boss’ pen, balanced on one Jesuitical finger, tipped downwards, and along it slid my modest dreams.
Watching
She sits there on the couch, clutching on the phone and her eyes darting around in terror while she stumbles in her words to whoever she was talking at the other end of the line. It doesn’t matter; she will let me in one or another.
Coffee
I watched as all my colleagues in the conference room downed the coffee I made for them while waiting for the boss’s arrival. I hope they like the cyanide I added in there.