When the Zombie Apocalypse came, the first to die were the writers. [290 BLANK PAGES FOLLOW].
He always wondered why a writer like himself constantly felt the need to lengthen a perfectly adequate sentence with an em dash, especially since an em dash coming after something like an “h” or a “b” gives the letter the distinct appearance of sporting a massive erection. Oh—
I hate it when activist writers take cheap shots at their political rivals in their fiction stories.
You just alienated half of your audience, assholes!
It be true, I is so literit. Proof be that I gots a book accepted by Publish America so’s you know I be a smaht riter.