soap

I had claimed I wouldn’t know him from a bar of soap.
So when they had the line-up, him standing with four bars of soap, I had to pick one of the bars as the criminal just so I wouldn’t look like a liar.

Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Shower Syndrome

You finish cleaning the soap out of your eyes, that’s when you hear a whisper telling you not to turn around.

Rating: 6.9/10 (43 votes cast)