He always answered the question “Do you have a girlfriend” truthfully with “No, but I sometimes have other men’s girlfriends”.
Each and every single girl laughed and tapped his shoulder and foolishly failed to think it through.
Truthfully,Big Stories in Two Little Sentences
That’s really, really clever!
Nathan Ryder’s last blog post..Two Sentence Story
I had a housemate years ago who was like this. He wasn’t just picking up one girl at the club … he was picking up her and her friends and their mothers and sisters and anyone else who happened to be in his orbit.