Saying you are a writer and being a writer is not the same thing.
One involves a lot of talk, the other involves a lot of bullshit.
Staring at my plate, waiting for inspiration.
I know – a story about … plates.
Everything I’ve ever written could be titled “untitled”.
Every girl I’ve ever been with could be called “a shocking lapse in judgment”.
All the words over all the years piled up and rotted, becoming toxic.
When they were putrid enough, I published them.