Even my sales copy is a message of love for my future wife.
Why do you think I hate people messing with it?
Tag: love
Recovery
I’m hoping I’ll recover soon from breaking up with you.
It’s been a long time and I sick of being so lovesick.
Not Insured
Without wealth my darling, little American girl quietly died
my private option
Brunettes
You girls with your dark hair and dark eyes.
Just a smile and a look is all it takes.
Flippant
My anger over your flippant comments is now far greater than my love ever was.
Did you remember at the end of the last letter you wrote “I love you” over and over?
Never-ending
Sometimes I feel like love is like a never-ending spring from a well.
Other times I realise that nothing is never-ending.
Game
Please stop playing the “would you still love me if” game.
I’ve already had to lie a few times and I really don’t like that.
Life
Over a long period of time I slowly, and much later than the others, realized that the world is not a perfect place and that life is full of suffering. Ever since Ive been walking lighter and talking quieter.
Shakespeare Al Fresco
The spellbinding and heart-wrenching tale of Romeo and Juliet can be summed up in a mere few words; they came, they shagged, they died. In this, they were like every other human couple who joined biological forces, except that the title pair were in such a toxic rush.
It’s not you, it’s me
He thought of all the possible reasons to stay: the sex, her ability to just quietly listen when he had to pour out his heart, her timeless smile, her soft, pliant body, the sex, the way she was always there for him, the sex…
“Look, we’ve had some fun times, and you’re great and everything, but I’ve met someone real,” he said to the blow-up doll.
Maps
When he checked his spam folder he saw one email that read, I miss you. He moved it to his inbox, but did not open it.
The Snore
Rachel couldn’t stand the sound of her husband’s snoring every night, and even worse the questions he asked each time she would tell him about it; “Does it sound like this?” he would ask. Months later they adopted a dog, Morty, and Morty snored eactly like Rachel’s husband – “There you go, it sounds just like that!”
wow.
you fucking lie through your teeth like you were being sentenced to death. i asked for the truth, and all you did was throw a flashbang in front of me and run.
True love
People all around the world are really addicted to this “true love” thing, huh?
Maybe some kind of partner exchange program will help them out.
Dark and sweet
Black, brown, with steamed milk or without, or maybe an espresso or a frappuccino (what’s the difference between that and cappuccino anyway?) – I’m taking my time weighing options to find the best, the perfect choice, and although I know it’s just house policy, the smile she gives me is the sweetest smile, the very definition of beauty: patiently soothing my insecurity, assuring me that my choice, if and when it comes, will be appreciated, while I’m determined to make the most of this moment, aware that her smile distracts and delays me even more. Amanda was right, I really needed to get out more.
Timing
After three days without eating and three nights without sleeping I realised that she had stolen my heart.
An hour later I noticed the bitch had taken my watch too.
Only One
Sometimes one sentence is enough to express your feelings.
Not now.
Same
Blind rituals, archaic strictures and useless rules.
Work, religion, love, it’s all the same.
Puppy love
Puppy puppy puppy.
Love love love.
Fairy Tale Ending?
“No one understands our love,” the dragon sighed.
“Interspecies relationships will take time to be accepted,” the princess said, “But at least he had nice stuff to add to our hoard.”