“It was a perfectly good grand piano.” She thought, as she was unraveled by the mounting crescendo.
After you quit smoking, lost forty pounds through rigorous dieting and exercise, eradicated your debt, and even taught yourself to play the piano, it became very clear that you possess the will of a God.
But I’m sorry – you can’t will me to love you.
I threw a piano off a house-roof today.
Only five more new year resolutions to go!