I know we just met but let me just say straight up that I think we’ll make awesome online friends.
We’ll have to stop seeing each other in real life of course.
Tag: friends
Recovering
SO there were drinks at your house with all your friends.
Recovering well, I see.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Friends for Life (and Death)
And on the last weekend of every month he would go and spend hours upon hours with his friends.
Friends, who though dead, were good friends still.
Always, ALWAYS Naked
He was my best friend in high school, and I admired his complete lack of inhibition.
Now he is my college roommate, and I just wish he would put some damn pants on.
Hypothesis Denied
“You know, I was bothered by you at first, but then I thought to myself gee, if someone claims to hate me that much, well, then it must just be they’re intimidated by me, so is that it – are you intimidated by me?”
“No, trust me – honest to God, I just genuinely hate you.”
Lead and followed
I am lead by former friends.
I am followed by tiny children.
ME
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALL BY MY SELF.
REALLY ASK EVERYBODY.
Get better
All my friends say it will get better.
And I say it’s a soufflé – this is as good as it gets.