Best, most satisfying invention, like ever?
Vagina – by God.
Tag: vagina
Dr V
For years my sister wrote letters from “Dr. Vagina” to the city councillors representing every town issue through the viewpoint of the effect on town vaginas.
The day the police arrived was the first time I ever saw my mother laugh so hard she cried.
Worthy pursuit
After I slept with you my whole life suddenly made sense.
The only worthy pursuit in life is access to vagina!
Friend
My friend dived deeply into his girlfriend’s relationship and I hardly saw him again.
By relationship I mean “vagina”.
Babies
Babies scream and wave their arms so much because they’re just in an infinite reincarnation loop, living their own lives over and over again.
Or it’s because they’ve just been pushed out of a vagina I don’t know.