On holiday, I met a handsome and kind man who I talked to a lot and exchanged phone numbers with. When I got back to my house, I tried calling him only to be told it was the wrong number.
I overheard my girlfriend’s conversation about me.
At first I thought she was talking about her new mobile phone.
That super-duper awesome new phone you have?
It’s still only going to ring as much as the old one.
I was walking somewhere and I was getting a phone call. Then I realized that there was no mobile service.
A few days after her funeral, he was heading to pick the kids up from school when he got a call.
It said “Don’t worry honey, I got them”.