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In all seriousness, a boozy Anthropologist Tom, flanked by a bevy of Australian babes, said “Tomorrow we’re going deep into bush country.” Someone snickered.

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Author Posted on June 5, 2023Categories CompetitionTags anthropology, Australia, babe, bushLeave a comment on

If we

If we had more water we could green Australia.
If we had more monkeys we could take over the world.

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Author adminPosted on March 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags Australia, monkey, worldLeave a comment on If we

Football

Fucking Australia and all the fucking obsession with fucking sport!
“Some football player has sustained a papercut and is in doubt for this weekend, also three billion people have died from an unknown virus, BUT AGAIN, SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS SUSTAINED A PAPERCUT!”

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Author adminPosted on January 16, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags Australia, football, fuckingLeave a comment on Football

Grave

I wonder how many miles I am from my future grave.
Is it here in Australia or on the other side of the world?

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Author adminPosted on January 13, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags Australia, death, graveLeave a comment on Grave

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