If we had more water we could green Australia.
If we had more monkeys we could take over the world.
Tag: Australia
Football
Fucking Australia and all the fucking obsession with fucking sport!
“Some football player has sustained a papercut and is in doubt for this weekend, also three billion people have died from an unknown virus, BUT AGAIN, SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS SUSTAINED A PAPERCUT!”
Grave
I wonder how many miles I am from my future grave.
Is it here in Australia or on the other side of the world?
In all seriousness, a boozy Anthropologist Tom, flanked by a bevy of Australian babes, said “Tomorrow we’re going deep into bush country.” Someone snickered.