Fucking Australia and all the fucking obsession with fucking sport!
“Some football player has sustained a papercut and is in doubt for this weekend, also three billion people have died from an unknown virus, BUT AGAIN, SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS SUSTAINED A PAPERCUT!”
Tag: Australia
Grave
I wonder how many miles I am from my future grave.
Is it here in Australia or on the other side of the world?
In all seriousness, a boozy Anthropologist Tom, flanked by a bevy of Australian babes, said “Tomorrow we’re going deep into bush country.” Someone snickered.
If we
If we had more water we could green Australia.
If we had more monkeys we could take over the world.