Rental agents annoy me.
So do rental wives.
Tag: wife
Architect
She wanted to be an architect.
She ended up as an Airforce wife.
Messages
Even my sales copy is a message of love for my future wife.
Why do you think I hate people messing with it?
Wife
I took a wife when I was twenty-six.
Not my wife, of course.
Confession
Before we were married I once tied her up, blindfolded her and fucked her hard.
More confessions I’ll never tell my wife.
The Dog That Speaks English
Phoebe – a small dog who wasn’t known for her jumping abilities – wasn’t allowed on the furniture but after begging every night, her female owner finally said, “OK, Phoebe, if you can make it onto the bed by yourself, then I’ll let you stay up here.” Moments later Phoebe used all her might and jumped on the bed; her female owner turned to her husband and said, “See, I told you she speaks English.”