I wasn’t crying!
I had too much water to drink and my emergency water overload system kicked in and it just happened to be at the end of Titanic, ok?
A cup of snow dissolves down into less than a cup of water.
After something changes, it is always lesser, and more, simultaneously.
Goldfish piss in the water they live.
Humans allow them to do this.
I shall turn on the hot water tap.
And there shall be clouds.
A fact: people are soluble in water.
Every time I see some documentary where scientists take ice-core samples, I dream about melting down that ancient ice and drinking it.
Every time I see some documentary about genetics I dream about the day I can finally chomp down on a Stegosaurus steak.