Category: Two Sentence Stories

I’ve kissed so much corporate ass that I don’t even notice the taste anymore.
Other people can smell it though, and see the stains.

So all the baby boomers have tied up the housing market and made it impossible for people like me to ever buy a house.
The only solution is to start murdering old people to move some property back onto the market!

You know what would be so much better than that boring old marketing presentation?
How about you flash yourself?

The success of former school bullies sometimes really gets to me.
Then I think “hey, maybe they’ll get cancer and die in horrible pain” and I feel a bit better.