Category: Two Sentence Stories

Physicists are currently working to discover all kinds of new particles.
I’ve got one for them: fuckingboredatworkium.

I packed my vital organs into a box and shipped them off.
Every day I check the letterbox.

If the various viruses, germs and parasites that depend solely on humans for life had any sense they’d do something about this whole nuclear war, climate change, overpopulation, fat people, thin people, teenagers etc problem.

Wake up cold virus and realise that without us, you’re fucked mate.

I’ve got all the answers.
27, the Earl of Sandwich, Mount Fuji, a maker of hats, check it out yeah.