Category: Two Sentence Stories

I can finally feel my forgiveness for you growing!
It should be ready to blossom about two days after you die.

God bless your vagina and your tongue and your ass and the way you swallow.
Thank you God for creating hot wet places for me to stick my dick!

They called her the town bike.
Why, exactly?

The rockstar was born eleven days after I was.
I should probably stop measuring myself against him if I ever want to be happy.