Will some clever people one day develop robots so incredibly good at fucking that each of us will abandon sticking it to humans?
Will our last days be spent in a haze of pseudo-flesh, a nil birth-rate and the collapse of the nappy industry?
Category: Two Sentence Stories
Delight
I haven’t forgotten the look of greedy delight on your face when I told you I was fired and you thought my dreams were over for sure.
(I wanted to be fired and I’m still following my dreams, asshole.)
Winner
I went to school with a two-time Brownlow medal winner.
I could win the Nobel prize now and he would still be more famous.
Kryptonite
Twice in the same day I saw the t-shirt “Say No to Kryptonite”.
All this instruction is making me want to say yes.