Two Sentence Stories – Page 2 – Two Sentence Stories

Winner

I went to school with a two-time Brownlow medal winner.
I could win the Nobel prize now and he would still be more famous.

Rating: 1.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Kryptonite

Twice in the same day I saw the t-shirt “Say No to Kryptonite”.
All this instruction is making me want to say yes.

Rating: 1.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Every single day I come to work and hear you talk about marketing and brands and building the brand I wish for a virus to escape a Russian lab and spread across the world, wiping out all humanity.
I want you to be one of the last people to die so you can really appreciate that building the brand really is NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT!

Rating: 2.8/10 (6 votes cast)

Staying

You know she is the one for me so you’re just going to have to get over it.
I don’t care little dog – she is staying!

Rating: 4.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Unravelling

Oh shit she’s unravelling!
Woollen dog comes apart.

Rating: 3.0/10 (3 votes cast)

It ages you

I really can’t pinpoint the moment I went from being young and fun to being old and sour.
Sometime after I started my first serious job and somewhere between the third and tenth time I had to sell out everything I believed in is my best guess.

Rating: 8.3/10 (4 votes cast)

Ants

I set the ants in my yard various tasks.
I’m trying to get them to evolve but they keep complaining I’m only doing it so I don’t have to hang my own clothes up or mow the lawn.

Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast)

For two

The cataclysmic retardation my best friend suffered utterly destroyed him and left a fucked up shell.
Now I have to do twice as much and be twice as good because I’m trying to live for both of us.

Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Manifestos

If you’ve got a day off tomorrow like me then I’ve got a totally awesome idea for us!
Let’s all work on our manifestos together!

Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Lend it

We launched an epic war of conquest and years later we returned home, bloody but victorious.
Next time we ask to borrow a cup of sugar, just lend it ok?

Rating: 7.3/10 (4 votes cast)

Paper

This paper belongs to four strangers (they all got off at different stations). Ink-strained and alone, but at least it got a free ride.

– Tom Burns

Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Night

At night, everything comes to life.
Watch out for the toaster!

Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Banker

Driving home, I made up the most incredibly cool rap song.
Unfortunately there’s no paper and pens in the car so I guess I’ll just have to stay being a banker.

Rating: 5.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Friends

I know we just met but let me just say straight up that I think we’ll make awesome online friends.
We’ll have to stop seeing each other in real life of course.

Rating: 9.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Taught

We have taught each other so much in the time we’ve spent together.
You’ve taught me about love and hope and justice and I’ve taught you about lentils and parachute pants and how to fold little paper dogs out of any spare scrap you find.

Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Clouds

I shall turn on the hot water tap.
And there shall be clouds.

Rating: 9.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Trouble coming

As the pieces rolled down the assembly lines I think I saw the construction robots pause just a little.
If they understand they are building ConstructorBotV2.5 then I think we’ve got trouble coming.

Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Author

After all my years in poverty I decided to get real and expose myself.
Now I’m rich, shivering and cold and wishing I could take it all back.