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The Responsible Candidate

A man was interviewing for a job and the interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

“I’m the one you want,” the man replied,”At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Rating: 8.8/10 (136 votes cast)
Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 23, 2019Categories CompetitionTags funny, interview, job, responsibleLeave a comment on The Responsible Candidate

Life is a Highway

According to a song, life is a highway.So don’t get hit by a truck.

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Rating: 7.6/10 (5 votes cast)
Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 23, 2019Categories CompetitionTags awesomeLeave a comment on Life is a Highway

Ol’ Factory

Smells of sweet hyacinth high in the air, and in your hair; of hemp shampoo, left me no choice but to forsake all twelve steps. Sometimes out of spite I like to forget about what’s best for me, in lieu of bringing out the worst in you.

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Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 22, 2019Categories CompetitionLeave a comment on Ol’ Factory

The Perfect Girl

We’ve been together for a long time: we lay in the same bed at night, we bathe together, whenever she goes outside i follow her; i love her, she’s the perfect girl for me.
I wish I met her when I was still alive

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Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 22, 2019Categories CompetitionTags # ghost, #HORROR, loveLeave a comment on The Perfect Girl

The Plumber

He was a fireman and studying to be a plumber. He came over to fix my shower and after that was done, he showed me his hose.

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Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 22, 2019Categories CompetitionTags fireman, plumber, sex3 Comments on The Plumber

The Jump

While I was falling, my last thoughts were of Dr. Morrow and his quest for a miracle cure. Now (as detached from life’s everyday struggles as one could be) the solution seemed obvious.

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Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 21, 2019Categories CompetitionTags achievement, failure, quest, scienceLeave a comment on The Jump

Two lost souls

Walking hand in hand through the glistening wet sand, as the water lapped at their feet the young couple did walk without a care in the world. Without warning the surge carried them far out to sea where they were together forever, just a memory of what could have been.

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Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 21, 2019Categories CompetitionTags beach, love, lover, memoryLeave a comment on Two lost souls

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