A man was interviewing for a job and the interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
“I’m the one you want,” the man replied,”At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Big Stories in Two Little Sentences
A man was interviewing for a job and the interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
“I’m the one you want,” the man replied,”At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
According to a song, life is a highway.So don’t get hit by a truck.
Smells of sweet hyacinth high in the air, and in your hair; of hemp shampoo, left me no choice but to forsake all twelve steps. Sometimes out of spite I like to forget about what’s best for me, in lieu of bringing out the worst in you.
We’ve been together for a long time: we lay in the same bed at night, we bathe together, whenever she goes outside i follow her; i love her, she’s the perfect girl for me.
I wish I met her when I was still alive
He was a fireman and studying to be a plumber. He came over to fix my shower and after that was done, he showed me his hose.
While I was falling, my last thoughts were of Dr. Morrow and his quest for a miracle cure. Now (as detached from life’s everyday struggles as one could be) the solution seemed obvious.
Walking hand in hand through the glistening wet sand, as the water lapped at their feet the young couple did walk without a care in the world. Without warning the surge carried them far out to sea where they were together forever, just a memory of what could have been.