You’re an open book.
And I’m an illiterate.
Author: twosentencestories
Reunited
He was my best friend and roommate for 10 years until he disappeared 5 years ago because of a murder he was accused of committing. Now I see him coming, handcuffed, and oblivious of our reunion as he entered my jail cell.
The Wedding Reception
The bride was beautiful; the wedding every bit as solemn and religious as she had planned and the long reception line as dignified as an audience with the queen.
Nobody had noticed the little ring bearer slip away until he poked his head out from underneath the bride’s billowing gown to a chorus of gasps and guffaws.
The End of the World
“The world is about to end, my friend,” said the bald guy in the robe, much to my amusement.
I stopped laughing when the sun winked out.
Meat Pie
Can you believe it? A meat pie for $6.20?
The Girl
I saw the girl stare at me outside. It was the middle of the night.
The end of 14 Robbie St
Long hair long gone; red hair in the red.
All over SMS FIGHT.