I only use the word hate when absolutely necessary. Don’t you just really hate the word?
Author: admin
Time out
Put me in the corner for time out.
Oh, please.
Armour
Today I got a cheque in the mail.
Yesterday I got a chink in my armour.
Fin
Rusty carriages and a truly predictable path.
Shuttling along alone and all I want is this journey to end, to cease, fin.
Santa
Gotta face it.
Santa is not real.
Japan
Did you see Godzilla?
Did you feel like you were Lost in Translation?
Appendix
I had my appendix removed.
Then, my bibliography.
Spell
She thinks I’m under her spell.
Foolish foolish foolish.
Sneezing
So apparently a butterfly flapping wings can cause a hurricane.
Can you imagine what a cat sneezing must do?
Weekend
I roamed a post-apocalyptic wasteland, fighting off flesh-stealers and night-breathers and seeking, always seeking the pure water of God.
What did you get up to?
Fucking
There were two great things about all the fucking we did.
The first was that it left no time for serious relationship talk and the second was, well, the fucking.
Plan
We agreed we needed a plan.
You didn’t say anything about it not sucking hard.
My Little Pony
I must be strong.
She can’t know how much I miss her.
Unhappy
One day I stood up on the train and spoke my speech to all the unhappy commuters.
I didn’t go to work that day and neither did anyone else in that carriage.
Museum
We gathered in the museum and studied the small dried thing behind the glass.
“Look what they’ve done to my dream,” said Dad.
Church
Of course I go to church.
The church of Bacon, sucka!